BARTENDER | Bethany Fenderbosch, 30

WHERE | Rising Star Karaoke Bar

QUESTION | Do you sing karaoke?

ANSWER | I tried once.. not a good idea.

If you 'had' to get out there and show off your vocals, which song would you choose to sing?

“Country Roads.”

Do you think it's likely for someone to catch their big break from singing karaoke?

Not a chance.

Do you think it's likely for someone to catch their big break from singing in church?

Maybe with God's help.

Do you think it's likely for someone to catch their big break from singing in the shower?

Not unless they were in the right person's shower...or in there with the right person.

What song do you like to sing in the shower?

I take baths.

What else do you like to do in the shower?

It's a jet tub.

This used to be a comedy club; who is your favorite comedian?

Todd Yohn - by far the best.

Tell us a joke.

What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

Would you rather clear a room by belting out a drunken song or letting one rip after a bowl full of chili?

Singing a drunken song...def!

If beans are the magical fruit, what's the magical veggie?

Broccoli.

What would you do with magical toes?

Dance?