SEARCHING FOR SURGE

I miss finding Surge in Pawleys at the Food Lion!

INSIDE THE GHETTOBILLY MIND

I work in a busy buffet in the south Myrtle Beach area and I see so many trashy people and ghettobillies who can’t be happy and just don’t leave tips for great service. I just wonder what really goes thru a ghettobilly’s mind. Wouldn’t that be the most interesting TV show? People have no idea.

NO MORE MR. CLEAN

To the old dog-faced bitch: Mr. Clean left you, no surprise there.

CITIZEN OF THE YEAR?

There’s this horrible man, I hope he gets decked! He rapes women, sex addict, sleeps with prostitutes, then mooches off desperate sluts. He’s broken restraining orders before, now he’s hooked up with a mousy-faced nasty slut. She has ugly tattoos all over her gross, blech body. And two kids who need a visit from DCYF. She’s dumb enough to take him back, he’s probably given her herpes, this guy is a criminal sex-addict and she’s a mouse-faced slut! Gross!