BARTENDER | Johnathan Spang, 23
WHERE | Comedy Cabana
QUESTION | Do you have to be funny to work here?
ANSWER | Absolutely.
Tell us a joke.
I mostly make fun of people. My favorite question is when people ask if we have a bathroom. I tell them no and walk away.
Do they eventually find the restroom?
Yes, I do end up telling them.
What is your normal clientele?
Right now we get a good mix of locals and tourists. Most of them come here to see the show, but anyone can swing by to grab a drink. After the show people come back to the bar to hang out with the comedians.
Who is your favorite comedian?
The guy who was here last week was pretty good...Manny Oliveira.
Summer is here - do you embrace the tourists or hide from them?
Embrace them - they pay my bills.
Where do you frequent in town?
I go to Planet Fitness almost everyday.
What do you miss about high school?
What don't you miss about high school?
I don't miss being told what to do.
What do you spend more time doing on your phone - talking, texting or playing games?
Sexting - your thoughts?
I guess it's alright for the single crowd.
Name three things a person might write on a cocktail napkin.
Phone number - that's probably the No. 1 thing. Also directions or drink recipes.
Mandy Rodgers, for Weekly Surge
Chocolate Milkshake (Pinnacle Chocolate Vodka, Whipped Cream Vodka, Godiva and milk)