ROAD HOUSE BLUES

Fu-king warning!!!! For all of you trashy ass, stupid ass, no tipping, uneducated pieces of green mule sh-t on a hot summers day, esp. you retarded, inbred, one-tooth, smelly ass, cousin fu-king bastards who came to Myrtle Beach on Labor Day weekend. If any of us servers ever see you again, in which via social media you may not be hard to find, may your heart be ripped from meth addict cracked out body, just like Patrick Swayze did in “Road House” and may your soul rot in a lake of fire in which you may never get another god da-ned Mountain Dew refill again!