MOTHER, SHOULD I BUILD THE WALL?
You know me. I'm the rich bitch with the sons. Everything I can do to nurture my son's sociopathic behavior. Employ his girlfriend, who's too crazy to get a real job, friend all his friends, so they don't think he's crazy. I will do ANYTHING for my son. I have spoiled him to psychopathy and my overindulgent motherhood ways continue. I even married a rich man, for my children, to support them.
IS THERE INSURANCE FOR THAT?
I can't wait to key his car, or slash his tires. I know where he works and where he lives...You can get away with it, as long as no one is around to take pics. So the next time you see an A-HOLE driving around in a keyed-up car, laugh and smile for me. My work is done. Also, a good girlfriend of mine caught her man kissing another chick in front of her at a nightclub, so she kicked his side view mirror off in the parking lot. He couldn't press any charges b/c he couldn't prove it. Ladies, grab your keys, boots, we have some cars to key and tires to slash!
CULT OF PERSONALITY?
So this loser, force frucked me in college - I may have been a slut but I always knew to use protection - is a member of a cult who renamed him. And I sneaked into his "journal confessions, he slept with a mother and daughter." I was disgusted. What kind of monster did I let near me? Well, at least now he's packing his girlfriend's kid’s fudge. He has personality/behavioral disturbances. Gross, what a loser.