BARTENDER | Krissy Wallace, 39

WHERE | The 19th Hole Grill & Sports Lounge

QUESTION | Do you golf?

ANSWER | I do, but it’s more just to drink. I can’t tell you what my scores have been.

Why do you suppose the game of golf involves so much drinking? Otherwise you’d just be pissed off. It makes you angry… those sand traps…

Have you ever bent a pole out of anger? I’ve thrown a couple.

Do you get golfers in here? Yep, we get golfers, and a lot of people who watch sports, and a late night crowd.

If you get a flat tire do you change if yourself, call for help or flag down a motorist. Change it myself.

Have you done it before? Quite a few times. I’m not a very good driver. I tend to hit things.

Have you ever hit any people? Not that I’m aware of. Mainly trees and curbs...a couple of mail boxes.

Do you still mail actual letters, or just use e-mail? I do both. I mail letters, but usually it’s bills. My parents back home don’t have the Internet so I have to mail stuff to them.

Where are you from? Texas.

What brought you here? I came here one summer and never left.

What do you do outside of work? Sleep. I’m here a lot. And spend time with my daughter.

If you were in a circus, what performer would you be? Lion tamer because being a bartender, you have to tame a lot of people. There are unpredictable animals in a bar.

Would you ever get shot out of a cannon? Probably, depending on how many cocktails I had beforehand.

Mandy Rodgers, for Weekly Surge

Mandy Rodgers, for Weekly Surge