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BARTENDER | Thomas Michael Dolinsky. 43

WHERE | Beer 30 Bar & Grill

QUESTION | When is Beer 30 for you?

ANSWER | Right after 4:20.

What's the best thing about working here?

The coolest thing is the people I've met, from the entertainers to the plumbers.

What is your favorite thing to do at the bar?

Fuckin' the bar. You'll know what that means if you come here.

Would you rather lose your hands, your feet or your nipples?

My nipples. What do you need nipples for, anyway?

Aren't your nipples sensitive?

My nipples are very sensitive, but without my hands I couldn't make a living, and my feet are 15 inches long.

So is it true what they say… big feet?

Big penis… absolutely.

Are you single?

I am. Single and happy, however, I love entertainment.

Big feet aside, what's your best way to pick up women?

My mouth... my natural fun personality. Women love me… I make them laugh.

Name three things you peel off the wall.

Panties, condoms and grilled cheese.

If you were a midget or little person, what would be your preferred mode of transportation?

A Razor Scooter or pogo stick.

So you drink Captain & Ginger… do you love ginger?

I love ginger girls. I love girls all the way.

If you had powers to change the world, would you use them appropriately, or would you use them to get more ass?

I'd give healthcare to everybody and fuck the deficit - I'd give people money.

Mandy Rodgers, for Weekly Surge

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