Hot Pour for April 11, 2013

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    SIGNATURE DRINK | Crystal's Country Time Lemonade (orange vodka, Apple Pucker, sour mix, Sprite, cream)

BARTENDER | Crystal Woods, 26

WHERE | Boathouse

QUESTION | So do you sell your Country Time Lemonade at a lemonade stand for a quarter when you're not working?

ANSWER | When I'm not working I like to give it away for free.

What else do you give away for free?

I don't think I can tell you that and have it printed.

Have you ever hopped on a patron's boat after you were done working?

Oh yes.

What's the wildest thing you don't want to admit you did on a boat?

Let's say I let the wind take me away.

What's an unconventional use for a cantaloupe?

Inner thigh building.

What is your favorite rearview mirror car tree scent?

Pineapple.

What's the craziest thing you've ever done while driving a car?

Let's just say it involved a prom dress.

If you were a race car driver, who would be your sponsor?

The fireworks store because I'm explosive.

When is the last time you saw fireworks?

Fourth of July with all my redneck friends...and my dog ran off.

So how do rednecks set off fireworks?

They have an old toilet around the fire, an old stove, and they're all shirtless.

What do you do when you're not working or setting off fireworks with your redneck friends?

Go on the river, fish, and of course, drink.

How did you get the nickname "Big Booty Judy"?

Because I have a big booty.

Did you insure it like J Lo?

I'm saving my tips for that.

Mandy Rodgers, for Weekly Surge

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