Myrtle Beach bartender would castrate kidnapper Castro

August 6, 2013 

Kris Venditto at Tally-Ho Bar & Grill in Myrtle Beach. Photo by Mandy Rodgers for Weekly Surge.

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    SIGNATURE DRINK | Pineapple Upside Down Cake (Licor 43, pineapple juice, grenadine)

BARTENDER | Kris Venditto, 49

WHERE | Tally-Ho Bar & Grill

How often do you yell Tally-Ho?

Everyday.

Do you watch much TV?

Oh yes, I'm a TV junkie.

Do you watch Dog TV?

I do. I love animals. Animals more than people, sometimes.

Do you watch reality TV shows?

None. Can't stand them. I hate reality TV. I think if they come out with one more stupid one I'm going to blow my brains out.

Then what do you watch (besides Dog TV)?

My favorite show is “Justified.”

If you were the first settler on Mars and it would be three years before the next person arrived, how would you spend your spare time?

Peacefully.

What would your Martian drink be called?

"Honey" made out of Jack Daniel’s Honey. I'd have to go with a couple cases of Jack Daniel’s Honey.

Would you battle a swarm of bees to get to your honey (Jack Daniel’s Honey, that is)?

Oh hell yeah. They can't keep me away from it.

If Ariel Castro (the Cleveland, Ohio man imprisoned for kidnapping three women for a decade) had abducted you, how would you like to see him punished?

Cut his balls off, put him in a big field and stone him to death. Or a public hanging.

Mandy Rodgers, for Weekly Surge

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