Will this Myrtle Beach barkeep give you a wet Willie?

September 4, 2013 

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    Heather Steger

    Wet Willie’s

    Broadway at the Beach,

    Myrtle Beach


    SIGNATURE DRINK | Bob Marley (Strawberry, mango and sour apple daiquiris)

QUESTION | When’s the last time you gave someone a wet Willie?

ANSWER | In all honesty, never in my life.

Who is Willie and why is he so wet? Ha-ha! I don’t know who he is supposed to be but he must always be drunk.

What do you suppose you find when you rip up the floor boards of a dingy strip club? Broken dreams and glitter, lots of glitter.

How about a building that was used as a haunted house? Bodies.

What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever seen lying in the road? A ladder.

What’s the most dangerous thing you think you might encounter in a Carolina forest? I guess a gator.

If flowers attract bees, poop attracts flies and light attracts moths, what does tequila attract? Pregnancy.

How many shots of tequila does it take to turn a 4 into a 10? About a dozen.

How many hours of sleeping it off does it take to turn a 10 into a 4? A quick hour or two.

Would you rather marry a 10 who is flirtatious or a 4 who is less likely to attract cheaters? If you’re thinking about cheating when marrying someone, maybe you shouldn’t go through with it.

How would you get back at someone who cheated on you? Simple, just be done with them.

Mandy Rodgers, for Weekly Surge

Mandy Rodgers, for Weekly Surge

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