Myrtle Beach bartender: “robots do not have cleavage”

September 9, 2013 

Crystal Stenton at Waterway Bar in Myrtle Beach. Photo by Mandy Rodgers for Weekly Surge.

SIGNATURE DRINK | Strawberry Blonde (Three Olives Marilyn Monroe Strawberry Vodka, Sugar Free Red Rocket Energy Drink and a kiss of grenadine... Garnished with a fresh strawberry)

BARTENDER | Crystal Stenton, 27

WHERE | The Waterway House Sports and Spirits

QUESTION | What's the best pick up line you have heard lately?

ANSWER | I'm not drunk. I'm just intoxicated by you.

What's the most extreme thing a guy has done to earn a date with you?

I am perfectly OK without extreme. I'll take the romantic approach with beautiful flowers and a sweet card.

If you had your own robot, what one task would you definitely want it to be able to perform?

All my laundry (that includes putting it away and cleaning my closet).

Because of technological advancements, machines have taken over many jobs...do you think robots will replace bartenders?

Nope. Never... simply because robots do not have cleavage.

Name three jobs that should always be done by humans instead of machines/computers.

A doctor/surgeon, dentist and a hair dresser are the first three that come to mind, but there are plenty.

If Iron Man was your boyfriend, would you prefer him to stay in his suit or have it off?

Eh, neither... I couldn't get Robert Downey, Jr.'s face out of my head either way. He's not exactly my type.

When is the last time you played dress up?

Probably Halloween last year, when I dressed up as Babydoll from the movie “Sucker Punch.”

Do you already have your Halloween costume for this year?

I actually picked out two for this year. I figured one to wear to The Waterway House's party, and one to wear out with the girls. Can't spill the beans on either!

What's the sexiest costume on a man?

Easy...anything that involves no shirt. I'm a big fan of the Chippendale costume.

And for a woman?

Hopefully something warm so she doesn't complain she's cold all night.

Scariest?

I really hate the Freddy Krueger with the long nails...It's freaked me out my whole life.

Would you rather walk through a haunted house or work in the haunted house scaring people?

I haven't walked through one of those in years. It didn't take them long to realize I was an easy target for a good blood curdling scream so I gave them up. I'd much rather work in one.

Mandy Rodgers, for Weekly Surge

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