QUESTION | What’s the quickest way to melt a girl’s heart?
ANSWER | Be honest.
What’s the quickest way to melt chocolate? Microwave.
Would you rather have chocolate-covered ham, chocolate-covered lasagna or chocolate-covered green beans? Lasagna.
Would you rather receive flowers or chocolates for Valentine’s Day? Flowers. Roses will do.
Do you consider Valentine’s Day to be just a Hallmark holiday, or is it worth celebrating? I think it’s worth celebrating.
Describe your most memorable, good or bad, Valentine’s Day. Being forgotten...
If you were a Cupid gone bad, what two famous stars would you shoot with your arrows to join as a doomed couple? Arnold Schwarzenegger and Britney Spears.
If Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus had a child, how old would that child be before they wound up in jail? Probably 13.
If you could go on one date with anyone in this world, who would it be? Ryan Gosling.
In the past, mud wrestling and Jell-O wrestling have been popular, but what two notable people would it take to be in the ring to make chocolate wrestling the new trend? Matthew McConaughey and Ryan Gosling.
Would you ever chocolate wrestle? Sure... put me right in the middle of those two.
Mandy Rodgers, for Weekly Surge